duminică, 25 octombrie 2009

RELIGIILE LUMII

TAOISM: shit happens

HINDUISM: this shit happened before

ISLAM: if shit happens, take a hostage

BUDDHISM: when shit happens is it really shit?

7th DAY ADVENTIST:shit happens on Saturday

PROTESTANTISM: shit won`t happen if I work harder

CATHOLICISM: if shit happens, I deserve it

JEHOVA`s WITNESS: knock, knock, “Shit happens”

JUDAISM: why does shit always happen to me?

HARE KRISHNA: shit happens rama rama ding dong

ATHEISM: no shit

T.V.EVANGELISM: send more shit

RASTAFARIANISM: let`s smoke this shit! :)

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